Pigs in overalls, ninjas and a mermaid in a fur loincloth onstage. In the audience, unicorns, trans

Pigs in overalls, ninjas and a mermaid in a fur loincloth onstage. In the audience, unicorns, transvestites and Pierrot. . . and a gray-haired gentleman, middle-aged guy in a shirt George at Asda. Among all the little monsters in filing return of Lady Gaga I looked and felt like a dinosaur. After two sweaty hours, the crowd was jumping and I was up and down with them, to stop my knees to "lock themselves". The opening night of the iTunes Festival, a concert nickname great help "SwineFest" by Stefani Germanotta, incidentally, Lady Gaga, Mother Monster incidentally, was conceived as a celebration of the little great help monsters, great help as their hardcore fans call themselves. So what the hell I was, a critic of Fleet Street, decades after the expiration date, doing there? Very simple, paying homage.
Forget the outrageous fashion statements - the music of Lady Gaga is the final evolution of glam pop. If you grew up with David Bowie, great help Queen, Marc Bolan and ABBA are songs to sweep you away. I was determined to stay there, to hear the pleas of seven new songs for an album that will not be released until November. Ever since his first collection of songs, The Fame, was released in 2007, the music of Gaga has never been out of my iPod. The perfect soundtrack to the gym a fan of pre-punk pop. These days I've been more flaccid than fabulous, more moody than glamorous. More of a workout with Lady Gaga in my headphones made me feel young. Young, anyway. So what is the sporting middle-aged man in a show of Gaga these days?
The issue only became more complicated when my wife forbade me from attacking the fridge for inspiration. Would I would look for a place if I was not partially dressed with slices of raw meat? Nothing great help would help me blend in to a crowd of little monsters jumping madly like a vest of bacon and using a pair of Chipolatas as a fascinator. (A la Gaga appeared in a dress made of raw meat designed awards in 2010, MTV). We were asked to wear shells, seahorses and starfish, echoing the style that Gaga wore last week when she caused a sensation, resulting in aggression when exit Sea Shell Of Lisson Grove, close to Regents Park. Queues in aluminum counter to your fish supper, the singer was dressed as a mermaid with a lace bra pink, waterproof boots and latex for the tail components of a rock pool in her hair. For those who do not want to turn smelling the Brixham trawler, alternate costumes have been suggested: color ink dreadlock, one of amazed pig nose, and the magic of uniform Bowie.
Pop music is all about individual expression, so in the end I decided to create my own tendency - and dress like a confused father who had disrupts the Roundhouse with Bemi Steakhouse. The little monsters barely looked at me, whatever great help the side. I suspect that most of them thought I was an overprotective father, keeping an eye on a teen. Things looked hopeful when the support act came. DJ White Shadow, Gaga producer, had a ZZ Top-style, gray beard and a pair of Eric Morecambe, specifications great help he kept pushing his nose. Unfortunately, the music sounded great help like furniture falling from a ladder. He was not tall. Was more monotonous. After that, we waited 45 minutes per Gaga. The crowd pressed harder, great help people who fainted were raised about the barriers, the security great help men handed out plastic cups with water, and the makeup of some began to melt.
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